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I am a Wise Ass
HolyCarrot
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i will do no such thing-the phone is evil!(shifty eyes, shifty eyes...) i will not call you despite the possibility that im harder to reach. eh, ill be on aim idk...maybe friday or sunday. i work all day saturday. if im on on friday, itd be on the sn Radiant Valiance-heehee ill be at his house that day-sleepover woohoo! haha-man i rock....maybe.....still undecided...eh, dont care
tell me when youre gonna come back to gurnee on the weekend next so we can......hmmm....what to do.....idk, but we're so doin somethinor else i may just have to rearrange your face. nevermind, you would probly enjoy that. no, but you better have some party for me to go to. i cant promise that id have a good time, but i would be the designated driver anyway. so tell me when youre coming home for the weekend.
what?! you mean you aren't pasty white anymore! youre lookin hotter by the second, my friend
yes, next week, SOO much better cuz i have 24 hours to work this week-ahh!
id really have to work at getting Saturday off, but ill try. Sunday at 4:00 and beyond is good. Eee! we can see SAW 3 ohmygod itsgonbe AWESOME! and then we can be all "pimpin" in my car...idk lookin for hoes or something..haha ixnay on the hoes part, but aside from that, yeah. i can drive around in the mustang or the camero idk which. and you can see the wonders that lie within my room.. but ok ill call if i can get off on Saturday. you should hear the funny songs ive downloaded. there is no way im letting you blast the volume on the Barbie girl song...youre hilarious talk to you later and if you didn't know my number's 262-942-0994
and whats this nonsense about moods? wtf mate?
Ryan you are so tall
Ryan you make me feel so small
You smell like febreze
so it makes me want to eat cheese..
Don't ignore our love
for I am but a dove
Don't go out the door
you whore
I have a knife
I WILL STAB YOU...
why the hell dont you write poems like this to me?! write me poems....ill....hmmm....well we can hang out and stuff but youre not touching anything!
me? seem to hate most people? oh dear what shall iever do? i mean, gosh, its like people think i actually give a crud about what they think. Darn, my pride is shattered...not. what does "big list" mean? what is this list? insolent fool! you will tell me and pledge your eternal obediance to me and my wrath! *(insert evil laugh here)or my minions shall be upon you like disfigured alien babies on government officials!
NOO
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Go forth and become a happy cabbage!
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Go forth and become a happy cabbage!
yes, next week, SOO much better cuz i have 24 hours to work this week-ahh!
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Go forth and become a happy cabbage!
and whats this nonsense about moods? wtf mate?
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Go forth and become a happy cabbage!
Pokemon is the shit.
No one believes me. =/
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run like hell
Ryan you make me feel so small
You smell like febreze
so it makes me want to eat cheese..
Don't ignore our love
for I am but a dove
Don't go out the door
you whore
I have a knife
I WILL STAB YOU...
why the hell dont you write poems like this to me?! write me poems....ill....hmmm....well we can hang out and stuff but youre not touching anything!
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Go forth and become a happy cabbage!
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It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.
Check out my Stocks page if you need a picture.
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Go forth and become a happy cabbage!
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